Spicy Cracker

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My amazing husband is my life line and no one person will every come between us.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Another Day closer to moving in. I'm excited and then again I'm almost sad. Will I miss apartment living? I don't think it's the apartment I'll miss but the closeness of the people around me.

Everything is coming around so fast. I'm really begining to think I've bitten off way more than I can chew. With my classes stretched out through out the day all the runing back and forth I feel like I'm just running out time.

At the same time I like the pressure to a point. The bussier I am the more I get done. Odd isn't it? I guess it makes me accountable for who I am as a person.

But on a lighter note I was out shooting pictures with my Photography partner he brought his 2 sons and nephew... and the littest one was passing out nuts for everyone... then I hear he yell out... .

"Hey guys! Now we all have nuts."

Classic.... ever seen a grown man in his early 30's whos a Maj in the US Army blush? I have and it was a hoot.

SC

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 11:20 AM 1 comments

Monday, January 23, 2006

Monday! Monday already?!?!

This is what I think when my alarm first goes off.

"10 more mins." I'm begging half way groggy like the alarm clock is going to snooze its self.

I forget ... it will only give me 9.

After an hour I finally get up. Why can't it be another Monday holiday? I like holiday weekends that allow me to procrastinate just one more day.

My weekend was pretty normal, other than I got a deal to do some work for a local deli in town and my payment will be in meats and cheese, some pretty good stuff too! All I have to do is print up some priceing guides and a few specials of the week. Heck ya! I eat the stuff any way, why not do a trade. I would love to get with people that sell things and that have discounts and swap stuff with them. I'll give you my discount for your discount. So far I've hooked up with a lady that sells candles here in town my skin care stuff for her candles. We pass out each other business cards and such.

So here it is 4:32pm mountain time. I just finished my summary on Ansel Adams. (Thank Goodness for the internet) my class is at 6pm.

I found a cleaning lady that will clean my apartment for a pretty good deal after we move our stuff out of here. I normally wouldn't do that but you know.... I'm too tired and worn out. Out of focus out of time, out of balance. Well I'm thinking of shutting down my other blog. I haven't touched it in 3 months but it has some good times in it.

Well I'm going to lay down and chill for a bit before class.

Opinions, thoughts, suggestions? Hey anyone up for the "hot dog hut" this weekend?

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 4:24 PM 0 comments

Yawn...

Sunday, January 22, 2006

I am beat. Three classes and packing to move, trying to clean and get ready for the new house. We are set to close on Wednesday. Yep folks Wednesday. What the hell was thinking trying to do all of this at once. I would've been nice over Winter break I could've moved ... or spring.. but noooooooooooooooo!

On top of it all I have to meet up with people from my class and do projects. On the few saturdays I get. All I want to do is sleep. One day this will all be worth it right?

I hope to really back into the swing of things soon.

I'm still lurking on your blogs. Hope everyone has a good week.

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 9:12 PM 0 comments

Why I do not have Children...

Saturday, January 21, 2006

(I received this in an e-mail from my in-laws... which is odd cause I think they want me to have kids but this just confirms why I may be a mother at times but I will never be a mom. I will never have children!!!!!)

RAISING BOYS

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in! a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few timesbefore you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy! .

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Alway! s look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 9:05 AM 0 comments

Subject: Bathtub Test

Friday, January 20, 2006

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."

Do you want a room with or without a view?

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 10:55 AM 1 comments

I've had these days....

Monday, January 09, 2006

This just cracked me up.

Hope you enjoy.

(p.s. I know 2 post in one day what will I do with myself.)

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 3:44 PM 1 comments

Just another Day....

First thing I think when I'm up: "Ah man, just 30 more mins."

I've come to this realization that my alarm clock only lets me hit the snooze 3 times before it says screw you I'm not buzzing anymore.

The next thing I think is: " Working out with weights day."

It's better than cardio day. I guess. To be followed by a protien shake and some frozen fruit.
A hot shower, then off to Calculas. Oh man did I really do that to myself? Calculas? What the hell. No under water basket weaving? I keep telling myself I'm almost there. This will be worth it. Finish up my degree while I'm here in this little south park town.

I slept for crap last night. Everytime I have to do something new or different I can't sleep for anything.

And now instead of drinking my fruity shake I'm wanting scrambled eggs. yum.

So I'm off.

Have a good day!!!!

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 10:00 AM 1 comments

I'm ALIVE...

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

OKay OKay, I've been away for way to long by the message I received.

After surviving Thanksgiving... Christmas was pretty decent. I got a few things that I wanted so over all it's not to bad. But for hubs it was a different story.

First I got him a gift certificate from a coffee shop, that convienantly went out of buisness a week after I bought the damn thing. Still fighting that....

Then I got him a harness for his vehicle and well that still hasn't come in and I ordered it Dec 12.
I finally got word that it was shipped out and he should receive this Friday.

New Years we hung out with 2 other couples and it was fun and relaxing playing cards and eatting to bring in the new year together with a few Drinky Poo's.

Class starts on Jan 9th, Calculas here I come!

But congratulate me .... I should be moving into my new house on Jan 25th. Hopefully it's going to be finished and everything will run smootly. So far the Tile is in hopefully by this weekend the cabnits will be in as well.

Then in the middle of Feb you'll have to pray for me.. my mother is coming to visit for a week. Lets talk about how I'm not looking forward to that visit. The criticleness (is that a word) there's just no pleasing her. If I lose weight ... it's not enough, if I cook a meal fit for baby Jesus, it could be better. Making my bed wont be right. But it wont be forever and after a week my house will still be there.

Well now that I've updated you, I'm off to search the IKEA website for things to buy for the new house.

(Sorry Norman, that I was away to long!)

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 8:17 PM 1 comments

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