Spicy Cracker

Hello world, I'm here so I'll have to deal with you as much as you have to deal with me.

  
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I'm a million things, but what I am not is amused.
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My amazing husband is my life line and no one person will every come between us.
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Happy Turkey Day!
Sunday, November 20, 2005
'Twas The Night of Thanksgiving—
Author Unknown —
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned — the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees
...Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump.
Your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.
posted by Spicy Cracker @ 4:53 PM   1 comments
What does your name mean?

http://www.bostonuk.com/names/default.asp

Spicy Cracker :

With a quick mind, versatility and the courage to take risks your life is colourful and adventurous. In order to balance this you enjoy a tranquil retreat at times for your emotional wellbeing. Idealistic and humanitarian you have strong convictions and are prepared to stand up for them in pursuit of positive social change. Leadership ability is well marked. Your charm and sparkling personality wins people over and brings you many admirers.

(ok ok that charm and sparkling personality would be great right now with my "job" being I need some major clientel right now)

Hope everyone is having a great day!
posted by Spicy Cracker @ 8:44 AM   0 comments
Create your own slogan.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Go to the following link and type in your name in the box provided and click the sloganize button.
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Behold the Power of Spicy Cracker! (How true How true!)

I took the liberty of typing in a few of your names and lets just say I about pee'd on myself from laughing so hard.

Start ----> Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your Hot Biscuit. (o m g)
You like Norman. Norman likes you. (oh yea right... they haven't read your blog.)


Just one of those things. Maybe I'll redo my blog and use my slogan.

If you wanna see the names in the above sentances just high light and drag across. heheh

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posted by Spicy Cracker @ 2:55 PM   3 comments
This is for you Norman.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
So I have a request to go into some sort of detail about my almost arrest / TV daybue.

I have to start by saying... my father was a man of few words, such that he said.

If you get pregnat don't come home, If you decided to do something stupid, don't get caught, and if you do get caught and get arrested... DON'T call ME! (cause when he was 17 and got arrested for doing something stupid no one helped him) N0w with that being said here is my story.......

I was 18 years old, not even close enough to drinking age. I told my father I was going out with my same 5 friends I always go out with on a friday night to a club near the University.

The Zoo I do believe it was being called at the time. We get out of the car stroll up to the door pay our 7 bucks each to get in... stand around for about 5 mins... and the next thing we hear is...

"Againts the wall no body moves."

Cops... cops everywhere. "Oh man what is that light?, Shit it's the local 10:00pm news camras."

The club was getting busted for underage drinking and me and my five friends are hand cuff drug outside in front of what seemed like 20 camras and reporters with 50 other people from the club.

Being we just arived the strongest thing on my breath was a Pepsi product and a stick of gum, my friends as well. We were being informed that we were all getting arrested. I demanded a breathalizer on the spot, (knowing they couldn't deny me) I said I just got here I have no alcohol on me in me or near me. We all were given the test we all passed.

I figured my Karma had run out for the night I went home. Time I got home it was 11:30ish my dad was up and had a silly grin on his face he was trying to hide.

Dad: "You're home early."
Me: "yea just wasn't in the mood I guess."
Dad: *smirking*
Me: "Damn.... you know don't you :)!"

We get a good laugh but he says... "Well I was pissed at first but you were with the people you said you were going to be with you went to the club you told me you were going to and well you got "arrested" but you didn't call me and being your home... I know you didn't do anything wrong. I trust you more now cause I know you've always told the truth ... and I saw your ass getting drug across the 10 oclock news. (laughing really hard at this point"

I do believe that was my proudest moment, knowing my best friend in the world trusted me with all his heart. There you have it. Sometimes I think about his grin I miss that alot. And well I think about his laugh and I laugh about it too.

Rest in Peace dad.... Rest in Peace.
posted by Spicy Cracker @ 11:34 PM   1 comments
More Crap about me!
Thursday, November 03, 2005
TEN FIRSTS

First Best Friend: Carla
First Hamster: Never had one
First Piercing: ears
First Crush: Jeff (4th grade)
First CD: The Doors In Concert
First Car: 1993 LX Mustang (in 93 I might add)
First Love: Mike
First Stuffed Animal: a panda bear named Henry

NINE LASTS
Last Beverage: Coke ICEE
Last Vehicle Ride: Back from the post office
Last Movie Seen: SuryoThai
Last Phone Call: Robert
Last CD Played: Joss Stone
Last Bubble Bath: shit, I don't know
Last Time You Cried: The other day.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS

Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Yep
Have you ever been arrested: nothing that's stayed on record
Have you ever skinny dipped: yeah
Have you ever been on TV: once (refer to above arrest question)
Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: yes
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: yes

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. Shorts
2. Glasses
3. T shirt
4. Socks
5. Scrunchy
6. Bra
7. Underware (well you asked)

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY

1. Woke up
2. vaccumed
3. turned on my computer
4. turned on my TV
5. breathed
6. showered

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER

1. Hubs (even when he pisses me off)
2. cheese
3. tweeter
4. sleep
5. reading

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO (hopefully)

1. dad ( at this point I know he's not blabbing)
2. Robert
3. Hot biscuit
4. myself

THREE CHOICES

1. eat or drink: eat
2. blonde or brunnette: blonde ( I better say that I married one)
3. pink or black: pink with black poka dots

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

1. be remembered
2. die quick

ONE THING YOU REGRET

1. too much

Steal away bloggers let me know you have so I can visit your blogs.
posted by Spicy Cracker @ 5:56 PM   2 comments
Well it's getting better!
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
posted by Spicy Cracker @ 10:39 AM   0 comments
Need I say More?
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
posted by Spicy Cracker @ 9:42 AM   0 comments
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