Spicy Cracker

Hello world, I'm here so I'll have to deal with you as much as you have to deal with me.

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I'm a million things, but what I am not is amused.

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My amazing husband is my life line and no one person will every come between us.

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Men In Coats

Monday, October 31, 2005

http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html This is one of the funniest things I've seen. Other than the 2 singing Asian kids lip syncing on Waiterrant.net .

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 7:28 AM 0 comments

53%

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Body: Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list.

Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking
.Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with atleast 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

Put ur total Percentage as ur title.

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 12:55 AM 1 comments

eek!

Ok pray for me, that I don't completely fall on my ass at the trade show tomorrow.

What the heck was I thinking I could talk to people again. This is what I get for staying home and going to school and studying so much I forget to socialize.

"Dear baby Jesus, help me make lots of money and be a success! Love Spicy. AMEN"

Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.

SC

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 12:27 AM 3 comments

Fluffy Butt

Thursday, October 27, 2005

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 10:30 AM 0 comments

"Of all things I miss, I miss my mind the most!"

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Where has the time gone? Well for the past few weeks I've been trying to get an at home buisness off the ground. Between that classes, the new house and my anniversary (which was yesterday) I'm bussier than when I had an office job.

Oh yea and a bird that I'm trying to teach how to skate board.

It's chilly here in the lower Mid/West.

I am going to a lunch at the Chamber of Commerce today, try to get in some creative networking. I'd rather be sleeping. I'm becoming mentaly drained. This used to happen to me when I worked for the man. After a while my mind just wants to shut down then I get a cold and my body wants to shut down. blah blah blah.

Well I have to slam a protien shake my 2 vitamens and hit the shower. I'll post a pic of said birdie on a skate board later in the day.

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 8:36 AM 0 comments

Fortune

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Your Fortune Is

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 11:29 AM 2 comments

Friends

My Friendship PromiseAre you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series ofpromises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthe sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath....I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because youare my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend willhelp you move a body. Let me know when you need me and if I have to bringa shovel!

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 11:20 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a multi dimensional wonderland, with many layers.You're the type that always has multiple streams of though going.And you can keep these thoughts going at any time.You're very likely to be engaged in deep thought - and deep conversation.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 11:32 PM 0 comments

Busy Spicy!

Hey there kiddies:

Well once again I've been slacking. I've been taking exams trying to get an at home business off the ground on top of attending a self deffense class. Can I say, my arms are killing me. But My Kung Foo Grip is strong! Heh! I know to pinch a nerve and bring a grown man down to his knees. Go me go me!

I'm actually thinking of joining the class. It was very impowering. I met some new people which is always good and I saw a 6 year old bring down a 12 year old with little effort.

So I'm actually going through some pain in the but process of having all my college credits transfer back to one college. It's not the easiest process, especially when you're only 4 classes away from graduation. To top it off the school I'm a resident student requires you to take a one credit hour finishing class. That makes me unhappy. Means I have to go back across the country to take this damn class, 1 hour a week for 8 weeks. Which is the way it's explained to me. At least I can go home and see a few friends.

My wedding anniversary is coming up and I bought hubby-poo some new car seats for his baby. Now I get the order confirmation and well.... they didn't put my address on the box correctly so now shipping cost me $80.00 and I called the Company this morning talked to a really nice guy named Chad who said it was their fault and if it has to go out again ... Not to worry he'll comp the shipping. We'll try our darndest to catch the UPS guy in the mean time.

Well other than that I have an exam tonight. I'm going to go study. Hope everyone is having a good week.

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 9:17 AM 0 comments

Ok .. I'll play

Monday, October 03, 2005

Bold all those that you ever were guilty of doing. When you are done, add one thing that is true about yourself to the end, then post the list to your journal or blog.

I’ve run away from home.
I listen to political music.
I collect comic books.
I shut others out when I’m sad.
I open up to others easily.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I watch the news.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an ipod.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I love Disney movies.
I am a sucker for hair/eyes.
I don’t kill bugs.
I have “x”s in my screen name.
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a real conversation.
I love Spam.
I bake well.
I would wear pajamas to school/work. And I probably have too.
I own something from Abercrombie.
I have a job.
I love Martha Stewart.
I am in love with someone.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I am self conscious.
I like to laugh.
I smoke a pack a day.
I loved Go Ask Alice.
I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
I can’t swallow pills.
I have many scars.
I’ve been out of this country.
I believe in ghosts.
I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I am comfortable with being me.
I play computer games/video games when I’m bored.
Gotten lost in the city.
Saw a shooting star
I have had 2 serious surgical procedures.
I have kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Been in a fist fight with the same sex. (I was way young)
Been arrested.
Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
Made out in an elevator.
Sworn at my parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.
Been skydiving.
Been bungee jumping.
Broken a bone.
Played spin the bottle.
Gotten stitches.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
Bitten someone.
Been to Niagara Falls.
Gotten the chicken pox.
Crashed into a car.
Been to Asia.
Ridden in a taxi.
Shoplifted.
Been fired.
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
Stole something from my job.
Gone on a blind date.
Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
Been to Europe.
Slept with a co-worker.
Been married.
Gotten divorced.
Saw someone dying.
Driven over 400 miles in one day.
Been to Canada.
Been on a plane.
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Thrown up in a bar.
Eaten Sushi.
Been snowboarding.
Been skiing.
Been ice skating.
Met someone in person from the internet.
Been to a car show.
Gone to college.
Done hard drugs.
Taken painkillers.
Met a celebrity.
I like playing practical jokes.
Once swore Disco would never die.
Seen a ghost.
Attended a professional sporting event.
Attended a live rock concert.
Stayed up all night.
Lied about my name.

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 8:27 PM 2 comments

OLD SKOOL BABY!

Sunday, October 02, 2005

If you can't figure where I grew up from this .... I don't know What to tell you....But even the People from HotLanta know where the tru FREAKS are from......

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 10:47 AM 1 comments

Get MOoooOOoOVing!

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Keeping with our condiment theme.... why not learn some new dance moooooooooooovvvvvsss at the same time I always say!!!!!

Enjoy!!!!

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