Spicy Cracker

Hello world, I'm here so I'll have to deal with you as much as you have to deal with me.

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I'm a million things, but what I am not is amused.

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My amazing husband is my life line and no one person will every come between us.

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Friends

Sunday, October 16, 2005

My Friendship PromiseAre you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series ofpromises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge againstthe sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath....I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because youare my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend willhelp you move a body. Let me know when you need me and if I have to bringa shovel!

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 11:20 AM

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