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| Wednesday, September 27, 2006 |
Fall Classes For Men At:
The Learning Center For Adults
Registration Must Be Completed By:
Friday, September 29, 2006
Note: Due To The Complexity and Difficulty Level Of Their Contents, Class Sizes Will Be Limited To 8 Participants Maximum.
Class 1How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5After Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To our Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
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| Friday, September 08, 2006 |
Well it's a possiblity that the military is shipping my hubs somewhere to be a recruter. Granted it's more money a month buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttt, I just bought my house in January of this year, annnnnnnnnnnnnddddd I like it here, for once it was a place didn't make me want to shoot my head off.
He may just be going with out me.
Up side: Doesn't have to go back to Iraq yet, more money, has more options in more places because highschools are everywhere.
Down side: We have to sell our house, move again, try to find another apartment to live in.
Nope I'm staying here! |
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| Saturday, September 02, 2006 |
I stole this from my friend on MySpace. For some reason it makes my husband laugh and laugh. So did the previous picture now he says it alot!  |
| posted by Spicy Cracker @ 10:25 PM |
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