Spicy Cracker

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Men!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Fall Classes For Men At:
The Learning Center For Adults

Registration Must Be Completed By:
Friday, September 29, 2006

Note: Due To The Complexity and Difficulty Level Of Their Contents, Class Sizes Will Be Limited To 8 Participants Maximum.

Class 1How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5After Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To our Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 9:04 PM

2 Comments:

At 6:52 PM, September 28, 2006, Unknown said…

Oh my. I'm signing my boyfriend up for these classes PRONTO!
At 12:27 PM, September 29, 2006, Spicy Cracker said…

OH how I agree this should be a requirement if you have a penis!