Spicy Cracker

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Saturday, January 06, 2007

I wasn't going to post this but 2 people said I should...

So I had to go to Wally World Mart to pick up a few items for hubs departure. It was early in the morning and I had to take some medication so I needed to grab some breakfast, I stopped at BK and decided I would grab a quick bite in the parking lot at Wally World before going in. Being I have a new SUV I decided to park at the end no one parks at. I look into the bag and realize I have extra tots I thought, "hey the birds would enjoy these." I put the bag down on the passenger floor after tossing a few to some pigions, then the next few things took place.
The spot next to me was empty and the one in front of me was too, also the one next to that as well. An older lady possibly in her 70's gets out of a vehicle and so does her daughter and proceeds to walk into the space next to my car that was empty.. .out of no where this truck flies into the spot screeching his tires and missing the lady by about a foot. He then jumps out of his truck slamming his door into mine, I at that point was spun into a demention of pissed off I have never been. In some what of a loud / shocked voice I say, " Are You Kidding ME?" He looks right at me, shrugs his shoulders and walks off, never saying sorry to me or the lady he almost hit.

I jump out and go over to the lady and see if she is ok, she is cluching her chest, I tell her she should sit down for a minute so she just wont go into shock I ask her if she would like me to call the local Po-Po she said she'll sit for a min and take a breather. I go to look at my door lucky him... he hit the safety strip... I am still mad. I get back into my vehicle to get my purse and list.... I realize, his window is open.

And...

I have extra tots.

Fun Fact: Did you know birds love tots, and that they will do just about anything to get free food?

I start tot tossing... this is not me, I left my body at some point. A few in the bed of said truck.. hmmmm wow, birds learn quick. A few just out side the window, they have great senses. Opps that one flew in the window... and so did the next 10 to 12. The old lady is laughing, so is her daughter. Birds everywhere, feathers flying.

Before I get lectures and blah blah blah, this was an old work truck kinda beat up and such... not that it makes what I did right but honestly, this could have gotten much worse for the guy. (Mental note always roll up windows)

I go in the store to get my shopping done. He walks by me he doesn't even notice me. Some young punk that thinks the world revolves around him. Get over yourself. Geesh.
I totally believe in Karma, I was givin extra tots for a reason. Now I know I took it into my hands to handle a situation, maybe bad move. Maybe it was my temptation, but it's not like I'd ever slash a tire or key a car... not my style, I have birds I know that birds and the mess they make... will not kill you. Nothing a handy wipe and a dust buster can't handle.

All he had to do was say... hey I'm sorry I'm in a hurry. That would've made all the difference.

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 6:55 PM

1 Comments:

At 9:19 PM, January 06, 2007, Norman said…

Niiiiiice!!!!!!!!! Let me stand up and yell BRAVO!!!! I wish I could have been there!! Course - I would have probably grabbed a bird and squeezed it till it CRAPPED all over his seat to further teach him a lesson - but obviously, you have much more class than I do!!!

Oh - and I'm really really really really really jealous of your new car!! Woohoo!!

Norm!