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15 fun things to do at Wally World!

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts whenthey aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'llinvite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Whycan't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick yournose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if heknows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "MissionImpossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" usingdifferent size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICKME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetalposition and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here

posted by Spicy Cracker @ 3:55 PM

2 Comments:

At 5:40 PM, September 28, 2005, Norman said…

I know exactly who I'm going to pull number 1 on....

Thanks for the evil idea!

norman
At 9:24 PM, September 29, 2005, Norman said…

oh - and ....

TAG!!!!!!!!!!!