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Whew what a long weekend.... or so it seemed.
Monday, September 19, 2005
Well most of my weekend consisted of College Mathmatics and Nutrition classes. My brain hurts. So far things are going very well. The weather is beautiful, I wish you were here. :)
I'm doing my best to go around and catch up on my blog reading I appreciate anyone that stops by. I have something funny I received in my email that you might enjoy:

Remember the book - "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here isa true life example from the University of Phoenix. An English Professorassigned his students to a joint writing exercise that quickly degraded -check it out...

"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. Theprocess is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to hisor her immediate right.
As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a shortstory. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy tome. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraphto the story and send it back also sending another copy to me. The firstperson will then add a third paragraph, and so on, back and forth.
Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep thestory coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mailsand anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story isover when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca(last name deleted), and Gary (last name deleted).

THE STORY:

(First paragraph by Rebecca)-----------------------------------------------At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. Thechamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, nowreminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that heliked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind offCarl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him toomuch her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of thequestion.

(Second paragraph by Gary)--------------------------------------------------Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron nowin orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than theneuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he hadspent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17", hesaid into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No signof resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particlebeam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay.The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca) ---------------------------------------------------------He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt onelast pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had everhad feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointlesshostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes LawPermanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaperone morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She staredout the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedlyand carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her fromher sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Whymust one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary) ---------------------------------------------------------Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands ofmiles above the city, the Anu'udrian mother ship launched the first of itslithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks that pushed theunilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Eartha defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined todestroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty theAnu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower topulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftlyinitiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered theatmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarineheadquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt theinconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conferencetable. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'emout of the sky!"

(Rebecca) -----------------This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writingpartner is a violent, chauvinistic semiliterate adolescent.

(Gary) ------------------------------Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts atwriting are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomiletea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."
(Rebecca) -------------A**hole.
(Gary) -----------------------B****.
(Rebecca) ----------------------------Get screwed.
(Gary)------------------------------Eat sh**.
(Rebecca) --------------SCREW YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
(Gary) ----------------------------GO DRINK SOME TEA - *****.
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(TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one. Only group to get an A.
posted by Spicy Cracker @ 7:57 PM  
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